Ahh the Onion, so funny it hurts!

June 8, 2006 at 7:32 am | | news, science and the public

This administration has lost its sanity when it comes to “national security.” This story from the Onion is a little dated, but feels more applicable than ever:

Physics T.A. Not Born In U.S.

September 18, 1996 | Issue 30•06

AUSTIN, TX—Scandal rocked the University of Texas Monday, when it was learned that Bin Lu, a 28-year-old physics teaching assistant, was not born in the U.S., but rather in China. “We are investigating this matter fully,” said C. Thomas Brady, Director of Administrative Affairs at the school. “How a foreigner infiltrated our system, and got through our exhaustive set of security clearance checks, is a question we must answer.” Brady vowed to get to the bottom of the matter.

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  1. Geez those chinese must be to smart to infiltrated anywhere, watch out!, I like chinese people though, greetings to my all my chinese friends :-)

    Comment by games — March 24, 2009 #

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