Not Your Parent’s Science Fair Project

November 1, 2006 at 8:18 pm | | everyday science, science@home, wild web

Ever wonder how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll pop? How about what is the meaning of life? I’m guessing no, because you were too busy trying to figure out how many condoms will fit on a simulated phallus, and the ramifications thereof. Well, in a seminal work, researchers at myscienceproject.org have set a lower bound on the critical condom parameter of 625. They’ve also characterized potential side effects of, uh, 625-bagging, of which priapism is evidently absent.

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  1. you went with the british spelling of center.

    Comment by anon — November 2, 2006 #

  2. 53.
    trust me.

    Comment by william — November 2, 2006 #

  3. “a seminal work”

    jesus christ.

    Comment by Altay — November 6, 2006 #

  4. Dude, 625? That’s nothing. I usually do twice that. Better safe than sorry, you know what I’m saying?

    Comment by Albert — November 11, 2006 #

  5. and it helps you combat lorenzt contraction.
    ha!

    Comment by sam — November 12, 2006 #

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